True Friendship



Are you tired of those sissy-ass

"friendship" poems that always

 sound good, but never actuall

y come close to reality? Well,

 here is a series of promises

that actually speak of true

friendship:



1. When you are sad -- I will

help you get drunk and plot

revenge against the sorry

bastard who made you sad.


2. When you are blue -- I will

try to dislodge whatever is

choking you.



3. When you smile -- I will

know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I

will rag on you about it every

 chance I get.



5. When you are worried -- I

will tell you horrible stories

about how much worse it

could be until you quit

whining .



6. When you are confused --

I will use little words.



7. When you are sick -- Stay

the hell away from me until

you are well again. I don't

want whatever you have.



8. When you fall -- I will

point and laugh at your

clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I

pledge it to the end. "Why?"

 you may ask; "because you

are my friend".



Send this to 10 of your

closest friends, t! hen get

depressed because you can

only think of 4.



Remember.......A good friend

will help you move.....a

REALLY good friend will

help you move a body.......let

 me know if you ever need

me to bring a shovel.



Friendship is like peeing

your pants, everyone can see

 it, but only you can feel the

true warmth.

wow i havent updated in this thing in like for eva...so many things hav happened n i dnt kno how to explain them all at once...so im just goin to say...summer sux n rockz at the same time...

<3meghan

hehehehehehe The news baby......

and now for shakira

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

Shakira, Shakira

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man wants to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection

Hey Girl, I can see your body moving
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you dancing

And when you walk up on the dance floor
Nobody cannot ignore the way you move your body, girl
And everything so unexpected - the way you right and left it
So you can keep on taking it

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You make a woman go mad
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

And I'm on tonight
You know my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel you boy
Come on lets go, real slow
Don't you see baby asi es perfecto

Oh I know I am on tonight my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see baby, this is perfection
Shakira, Shakira

Oh boy, I can see your body moving
Half animal, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

Baila en la calle de noche
Baila en la calle de día

I never really knew that she could dance like this
She makes a man want to speak Spanish
Como se llama, bonita, mi casa, su casa
Shakira, Shakira

Oh baby when you talk like that
You know you got me hypnotized
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of my body

Senorita, feel the conga, let me see you move like you come from Colombia

Mira en Barranquilla se baila así, say it!
Mira en Barranquilla se baila así

Yeah
She's so sexy every man's fantasy a refugee like me back with the Fugees from a 3rd world country
I go back like when 'pac carried crates for Humpty Humpty
I need a whole club dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Colombians and Haitians
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch ropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we own our own boats

I'm on tonight, my hips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel you boy
Come on let's go, real slow
Baby, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my hips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
The attraction, the tension
Baby, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting

so i hav come to the conclusion that i think i might b bipoler....i mean think bout it...i snap on every1...sry bout that ppl....

<3meghan